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Post by emzbuckley on Jun 24, 2010 18:45:00 GMT -5
Here you can meet and talk about your lives, what's going on, what you have been doing, etc. Consider it place to meet, chat, rant, moan about life.
And please, no attacking each other or picking.
Enjoy!
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I AM AMERICA (aka Cary)
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In the end, it's not so much how to succeed in life as it is how to survive the life you have chosen
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Post by I AM AMERICA (aka Cary) on Jul 14, 2010 20:18:12 GMT -5
WHAT'S RED AND SHAPED LIKE A BUCKET?
A RED BUCKET
WHAT'S BLUE AND SHAPED LIKE A BUCKET?
A RED BUCKET IN DISGUISE
but that's not my favorite joke
my favorite joke is:
what's green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you?
a billiards table
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Post by vanessasquest on Jul 14, 2010 21:49:37 GMT -5
WHAT'S RED AND SHAPED LIKE A BUCKET? A RED BUCKET WHAT'S BLUE AND SHAPED LIKE A BUCKET? A RED BUCKET IN DISGUISE but that's not my favorite joke my favorite joke is: what's green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you? a billiards table HOooooo sheeeeet that's awesome (the Billiards table) I have a few that I really like too... but most aren't PC... um, let's see if I can pull a clean one out of the air-- Mmmm... nope, mind in gutter. XD /fail. |
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I AM AMERICA (aka Cary)
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Post by I AM AMERICA (aka Cary) on Jul 15, 2010 0:22:29 GMT -5
ahahaha oh man i love weird jokes
what's brown and sticky?
a stick.
oh oh or
How many dead babies can you fit in a blender?
The police report indicates three.
or
A man walks into a bar with a dog. He orders a drink.
The bartender says, "Hey, we don't let dogs in here!"
The man says, "But I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog. According to the Americans With Disabilities Act, you have to allow him into your establishment."
The bartender gives him his drink, which he consumes.
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Post by vanessasquest on Jul 15, 2010 13:12:54 GMT -5
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Post by vanessasquest on Jul 15, 2010 13:18:05 GMT -5
ahahaha oh man i love weird jokes what's brown and sticky? a stick. oh oh or How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? The police report indicates three. or A man walks into a bar with a dog. He orders a drink. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't let dogs in here!" The man says, "But I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog. According to the Americans With Disabilities Act, you have to allow him into your establishment." The bartender gives him his drink, which he consumes. XD I love the third second one-- Anyway, on to horribly offensive dead baby jokes-- What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a BMW? I don't have a BMW in my garage. Also, the third joke, I remember it ending differently-- The bartender gives him a drink, another man enters the bar also with a dog... the bar tender says no dogs, and the man says, "I'm blind, this is my seeing eye dog" and the bartender replies, "It's a Chihuahua" and the man goes, "Are you KIDDING me?!" or something like that. And then of course, the last offensive joke goes-- A priest, a child molester and a pervert walk into a bar-- and that was just the first guy. |
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I AM AMERICA (aka Cary)
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Post by I AM AMERICA (aka Cary) on Jul 15, 2010 15:31:53 GMT -5
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Oh, I've heard that one except there's another guy in it to but yeah that's the punchline.
I LOVE THAT LAST ONE.
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Post by vanessasquest on Jul 15, 2010 16:04:21 GMT -5
XD The chicken = win. XD
How do you get 50 dead babies into a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out? With nachos. XD
Me = going to hell. XD
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I AM AMERICA (aka Cary)
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In the end, it's not so much how to succeed in life as it is how to survive the life you have chosen
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Post by I AM AMERICA (aka Cary) on Jul 15, 2010 20:31:44 GMT -5
MEET YOU THERE~!
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Post by vanessasquest on Jul 16, 2010 14:49:57 GMT -5
LOL-- Um lets seeeeee...
How do you get fifty dead babies into a cup? With a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath the pile.
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